Who: Excel Excel, Hyatt, Ilpalazzo, Greed, a cactaur, and very special cameos by Envy, Sloth, and Nabeshin
Where: Somewhere else in Central
When: Two weeks ago
What: Excel and Hyatt commit the Ultimate Sin and pay for it with comedy gold.

( Mmmmmmmmmm, fuh-rue-tee! )

Who: Excel Excel, Hyatt, Ilpalazzo, Superman, and Nergal Junior
Where: Someplace in Central
When: Three weeks ago (and someone finally got around to posting the log!)
What: ACROSS arrives to investigate alchemy and tragically loses one of its members...

( Look, mommy! A puppy pancake! )

WHO: Scar, Excel Excel, Hyatt
WHEN: Tuesday Evening
WHERE: Central, Amestris
WHAT: Envy's instructions for the young officers of ACROSS leads them to the fire-ravaged library of Amestris, where their hopes of learning alchemy catch the attention of the most lethal human in the land: SCAR!
WATCH FOR: Hyatt dying, banana peels, butt punch, and the ( Read more... )

WHO: Chris Lightfellow, Thomas, Cecile (NPCed by Thomas) Forte Stollen, Our Mystery Hero (NPCed by Reiji Kageyama), Excel Excel, and Kazuma Torisuma. Percival Fraulein (NPCed by Forte Stollen) has a cameo appearance.
WHERE: Vinay del Zexay
WHEN: Wednesday, April 12, 2006
WHAT: Kazuma and some Syndicate goons find out about a jewel shipment in Vinay ( Read more... )

WHO: Kaname Chidori, Sousuke Sagara, Kurz Weber, Excel Excel, Hyatt.
WHERE: Jindai High School.
WHEN: Lunchtime!
WHAT: It's a perfectly ordinary lunchtime at Jindai High! Except for the wacko with a sword, anyway...

WATCH FOR: The Amazing Myopic Issei Tsubaki, and Kaname's Awkward Moment Ending Technique. Also, Kurz, able to keep his priorities ( Read more... )

PART ONE

Who: Envy, Hyatt, Excel Excel
When: A sunny afternoon
Where: A quaint little cafe
Summary: In the guise of Smith, Envy answers the call of Excel and Hyatt to offer them a job...learning alchemy!

( No Good Can EVER Come Of This! )